Werewolf

 We have a new resident in the neighborhood. He is about six feet tall, with a furry face and tail that catch the late afternoon sunlight as he waits at the end of a driveway. He is rather...disconcerting. I am more of a jack-o-lantern and wispy ghost type of person. Tortured prisoners in cages and bloody limbs hanging from trees for Halloween are not my thing but I guess it is still a way to be creative. If you see this guy with a Chines menu in his hand, you know he is now heading for Lee Hoo Fooks to get a big dish of beef chow mein.