SantaCon

 On a Saturday in December, midtown Manhattan becomes overrun with Santas. It’s a jolly bar crawl which raise money for charities but mainly it’s a chance for people to dress in holiday-themed costumes and stand in long lines. There were male and female Claus Family members ranging from traditional to sexy--and so skimpy that I wondered how they stand the chilly winds. The Clauses were accompanied by elves, reindeer, gingerbread men and grinches. Evidently, this particular line of Santas really needed a margarita.